Do you talk to yourself when you do something stupid?
"Why did you do that?"
"Why did you do that?"
Then you continue by answering yourself: "I don't know. I can't believe I did that."
I have had a few of these conversations this month and they went something like this:
My spaghetti sauce had been cooking all day and I was ready to boil the pasta. Removing the lid of the pasta pan, I almost fell over from the stench. The bottom of the pan was covered in mold. Under the layers of mold it appeared I failed to wash the pan the last time I made pasta.
"How did that happen? How is that even possible? Someone else must have done that."
I'd post the picture but it isn't pretty -- just take my word for it. Here's a picture of the pasta instead.
